A while back I watched some horrific video on how our meat is handled while it still has a heartbeat, and decided to become a vegetarian. It was short lived however, when I discovered that there were humane ways to put meat in the grocery store.
Thye Italian phrase Minestra Maritata means “marriage soup” and refers to the marriage of meat and greens, not the dish best served at large Tuscan weddings.
So I have this brother…a couple fries short of a Happy Meal. He’s at a restaurant, the waitress asks him, “Soup or salad?” So Meatball says, “Oh no, no thanks… Supa Salad sounds too big.” And there you have it… Supa Salad Night at Wuuusaa Mama’s house.
I know I know, if it’s spelled pho it should, phonetically speaking, be pronounced fhho. But it’s not. It’s pronounced fuuuuu. Which is awfully close to a nasty little expletive, and awfully fun to say.
“Hey what’cha got there?”
“Fuuuuuu”
